{"id":3681,"date":"2023-02-22T02:22:16","date_gmt":"2023-02-22T02:22:16","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/sites.rutgers.edu\/writers-house-review\/?page_id=3681"},"modified":"2023-10-30T23:32:45","modified_gmt":"2023-10-30T23:32:45","slug":"i-think-ill-shave-my-head","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/sites.rutgers.edu\/writers-house-review\/vol-4-winter-2023-2024\/i-think-ill-shave-my-head\/","title":{"rendered":"i think i&#8217;ll shave my head"},"content":{"rendered":"<hr \/>\n<h4><em>Ellie DeMan<\/em><\/h4>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">\u00a0i\u2019ve got to do something to rough up my world.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">\u00a0i think i\u2019ll shave my head.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">\u00a0maybe everything thing wrong and unholy\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">\u00a0will fall away with each dead hair.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">\u00a0i think i\u2019ll shave my head<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">\u00a0for the little one i once was<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">\u00a0will fall away with each dead hair<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">\u00a0and smile as we\u2019re reunited at last.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">\u00a0for the little one i once was,<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">\u00a0i cut my end\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">\u00a0and smile as we\u2019re reunited at last.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">\u00a0i\u2019ll gift him anything he asks of me.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">\u00a0i cut my end<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">\u00a0and buy a thousand things!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">\u00a0i\u2019ll gift him anything he asks of me!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">\u00a0i love such a little monster\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">\u00a0i think i\u2019ll shave my head<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">\u00a0and buy a thousand things<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">\u00a0and love a small monster<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">\u00a0and smile as we\u2019re reunited at last<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><strong>Ellie DeMan <\/strong>hopes to graduate Rutgers in spring 2026 with a BFA in acting. They are from upstate NY and love theatre, archery, and writing. Although their passion is theatre, they developed their love for writing when the theatre wasn\u2019t available during the 2020 lockdowns and have been writing for fun ever since.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p>This poem was written in a creative writing course taught by Joanna Fuhrman, who selected the piece for inclusion in <em>WHR<\/em>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ellie DeMan &nbsp; \u00a0i\u2019ve got to do something to rough up my world. \u00a0i think i\u2019ll shave my head. \u00a0maybe everything thing wrong and unholy\u00a0 \u00a0will fall away with each &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/sites.rutgers.edu\/writers-house-review\/vol-4-winter-2023-2024\/i-think-ill-shave-my-head\/\" class=\"\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2513,"featured_media":0,"parent":3525,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-3681","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"acf":[],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v23.5 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/wordpress\/plugins\/seo\/ -->\n<title>i think i&#039;ll shave my head - Writers House Review<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/sites.rutgers.edu\/writers-house-review\/vol-4-winter-2023-2024\/i-think-ill-shave-my-head\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_US\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"i think i&#039;ll shave my head - Writers House Review\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"Ellie DeMan &nbsp; \u00a0i\u2019ve got to do something to rough up my world. \u00a0i think i\u2019ll shave my head. \u00a0maybe everything thing wrong and unholy\u00a0 \u00a0will fall away with each &hellip; Read More\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:url\" content=\"https:\/\/sites.rutgers.edu\/writers-house-review\/vol-4-winter-2023-2024\/i-think-ill-shave-my-head\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:site_name\" content=\"Writers House Review\" \/>\n<meta property=\"article:modified_time\" content=\"2023-10-30T23:32:45+00:00\" \/>\n<meta name=\"twitter:card\" content=\"summary_large_image\" \/>\n<meta name=\"twitter:label1\" content=\"Est. reading time\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:data1\" content=\"1 minute\" \/>\n<script type=\"application\/ld+json\" class=\"yoast-schema-graph\">{\"@context\":\"https:\/\/schema.org\",\"@graph\":[{\"@type\":\"WebPage\",\"@id\":\"https:\/\/sites.rutgers.edu\/writers-house-review\/vol-4-winter-2023-2024\/i-think-ill-shave-my-head\/\",\"url\":\"https:\/\/sites.rutgers.edu\/writers-house-review\/vol-4-winter-2023-2024\/i-think-ill-shave-my-head\/\",\"name\":\"i think i'll shave my head - Writers House Review\",\"isPartOf\":{\"@id\":\"https:\/\/sites.rutgers.edu\/writers-house-review\/#website\"},\"datePublished\":\"2023-02-22T02:22:16+00:00\",\"dateModified\":\"2023-10-30T23:32:45+00:00\",\"breadcrumb\":{\"@id\":\"https:\/\/sites.rutgers.edu\/writers-house-review\/vol-4-winter-2023-2024\/i-think-ill-shave-my-head\/#breadcrumb\"},\"inLanguage\":\"en-US\",\"potentialAction\":[{\"@type\":\"ReadAction\",\"target\":[\"https:\/\/sites.rutgers.edu\/writers-house-review\/vol-4-winter-2023-2024\/i-think-ill-shave-my-head\/\"]}]},{\"@type\":\"BreadcrumbList\",\"@id\":\"https:\/\/sites.rutgers.edu\/writers-house-review\/vol-4-winter-2023-2024\/i-think-ill-shave-my-head\/#breadcrumb\",\"itemListElement\":[{\"@type\":\"ListItem\",\"position\":1,\"name\":\"Home\",\"item\":\"https:\/\/sites.rutgers.edu\/writers-house-review\/\"},{\"@type\":\"ListItem\",\"position\":2,\"name\":\"Vol. 4 \/ Winter 2023-2024\",\"item\":\"https:\/\/sites.rutgers.edu\/writers-house-review\/vol-4-winter-2023-2024\/\"},{\"@type\":\"ListItem\",\"position\":3,\"name\":\"i think i&#8217;ll shave my head\"}]},{\"@type\":\"WebSite\",\"@id\":\"https:\/\/sites.rutgers.edu\/writers-house-review\/#website\",\"url\":\"https:\/\/sites.rutgers.edu\/writers-house-review\/\",\"name\":\"Writers House Review\",\"description\":\"\",\"potentialAction\":[{\"@type\":\"SearchAction\",\"target\":{\"@type\":\"EntryPoint\",\"urlTemplate\":\"https:\/\/sites.rutgers.edu\/writers-house-review\/?s={search_term_string}\"},\"query-input\":{\"@type\":\"PropertyValueSpecification\",\"valueRequired\":true,\"valueName\":\"search_term_string\"}}],\"inLanguage\":\"en-US\"}]}<\/script>\n<!-- \/ Yoast SEO plugin. -->","yoast_head_json":{"title":"i think i'll shave my head - Writers House Review","robots":{"index":"index","follow":"follow","max-snippet":"max-snippet:-1","max-image-preview":"max-image-preview:large","max-video-preview":"max-video-preview:-1"},"canonical":"https:\/\/sites.rutgers.edu\/writers-house-review\/vol-4-winter-2023-2024\/i-think-ill-shave-my-head\/","og_locale":"en_US","og_type":"article","og_title":"i think i'll shave my head - Writers House Review","og_description":"Ellie DeMan &nbsp; \u00a0i\u2019ve got to do something to rough up my world. \u00a0i think i\u2019ll shave my head. \u00a0maybe everything thing wrong and unholy\u00a0 \u00a0will fall away with each &hellip; Read More","og_url":"https:\/\/sites.rutgers.edu\/writers-house-review\/vol-4-winter-2023-2024\/i-think-ill-shave-my-head\/","og_site_name":"Writers House Review","article_modified_time":"2023-10-30T23:32:45+00:00","twitter_card":"summary_large_image","twitter_misc":{"Est. reading time":"1 minute"},"schema":{"@context":"https:\/\/schema.org","@graph":[{"@type":"WebPage","@id":"https:\/\/sites.rutgers.edu\/writers-house-review\/vol-4-winter-2023-2024\/i-think-ill-shave-my-head\/","url":"https:\/\/sites.rutgers.edu\/writers-house-review\/vol-4-winter-2023-2024\/i-think-ill-shave-my-head\/","name":"i think i'll shave my head - Writers House Review","isPartOf":{"@id":"https:\/\/sites.rutgers.edu\/writers-house-review\/#website"},"datePublished":"2023-02-22T02:22:16+00:00","dateModified":"2023-10-30T23:32:45+00:00","breadcrumb":{"@id":"https:\/\/sites.rutgers.edu\/writers-house-review\/vol-4-winter-2023-2024\/i-think-ill-shave-my-head\/#breadcrumb"},"inLanguage":"en-US","potentialAction":[{"@type":"ReadAction","target":["https:\/\/sites.rutgers.edu\/writers-house-review\/vol-4-winter-2023-2024\/i-think-ill-shave-my-head\/"]}]},{"@type":"BreadcrumbList","@id":"https:\/\/sites.rutgers.edu\/writers-house-review\/vol-4-winter-2023-2024\/i-think-ill-shave-my-head\/#breadcrumb","itemListElement":[{"@type":"ListItem","position":1,"name":"Home","item":"https:\/\/sites.rutgers.edu\/writers-house-review\/"},{"@type":"ListItem","position":2,"name":"Vol. 4 \/ Winter 2023-2024","item":"https:\/\/sites.rutgers.edu\/writers-house-review\/vol-4-winter-2023-2024\/"},{"@type":"ListItem","position":3,"name":"i think i&#8217;ll shave my head"}]},{"@type":"WebSite","@id":"https:\/\/sites.rutgers.edu\/writers-house-review\/#website","url":"https:\/\/sites.rutgers.edu\/writers-house-review\/","name":"Writers House Review","description":"","potentialAction":[{"@type":"SearchAction","target":{"@type":"EntryPoint","urlTemplate":"https:\/\/sites.rutgers.edu\/writers-house-review\/?s={search_term_string}"},"query-input":{"@type":"PropertyValueSpecification","valueRequired":true,"valueName":"search_term_string"}}],"inLanguage":"en-US"}]}},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/sites.rutgers.edu\/writers-house-review\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/3681"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/sites.rutgers.edu\/writers-house-review\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/sites.rutgers.edu\/writers-house-review\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sites.rutgers.edu\/writers-house-review\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2513"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sites.rutgers.edu\/writers-house-review\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3681"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/sites.rutgers.edu\/writers-house-review\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/3681\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4043,"href":"https:\/\/sites.rutgers.edu\/writers-house-review\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/3681\/revisions\/4043"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sites.rutgers.edu\/writers-house-review\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/3525"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/sites.rutgers.edu\/writers-house-review\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3681"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}